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My birthday.

Guess what?? IT'S MY BIRTHDAY....TODAY!!!!!!!!!!                              
And the christmas fair at my school AND the X factor which I made a post of.

The X factor.

Have you been watching the X factor?  I have. These are the people who have gone out.... Nicolo Festa, John Adeleye, Belle Amie, Storm Lee, FYP, Aiden Grimshaw, Diva Fever and Treyc Cohen. I can't remember any more people who went out. I want Matt Cardle to win because he's brilliant or 100% Sub Zero. There are only 8 acts left in this whole show. I drawn on a whiteboard that who was going through and I nearly got all of them right!! Who do you reckon who will win the The X Factor?

What I am having for my birthday.

I am having a chocolate fountain. I am having a piniata. I am having a treasure hunt. It is at 4-6pm. It is at HOME!!!!! If there is any questions or suggestions just answer me on this blog or blogspot.
:)
by:Daniel
Goodbye!

now

But first I would like  to tell you that I am very sick and I am missing a day at school right now.

A terraced house By: Daniel.

Daniel's Autobiography

Saturday 30^th October 2010/Sunday 31^st October 2010

Daniel’s autobiography

‘’Hello everyone and welcome to my autobiography.’’ Today I have done this because I, Daniel have done this with my very own hands. Now I am going to tell you all this once so listen carefully…

This is the story of my life…

Greetings, world. Now I Daniel have touched this piece of paper with my very own hands and let me tell you all a few things…First I have got 22 Horrid Henry books and I think I will be famous when I grow up. And I know this will be the best-selling autobiography in the UK or in the whole of Europe or in the whole wide world. My best toy is my cars because I LOVE to play with them. I’m keeping this very safe and it might be published in the newspaper and if it IS published in the newspaper, It will be sure to be the best-selling autobiography ever. I think you cannot believe to meet such an amazing person as me because I am 90% kind & helpful and I know a lot of geography too you know. And I almost forgot to tell you that my most precious thing is my bubble timer and it is glass and you all know that IS very precious don’t you? And you all know that I ROCK! I live next door to Mr Gordon and Sally who works at butterfly world and she probably still does you know! I live with my Mummy, Alison, My daddy Simon, my sister Maddy, my grandma, Eileen, and my grandpa, Fred. I have the light on during me writing my autobiography you know. I hope you all write an autobiography too. Please get used to this as well!!!  I have over 20 TGT magazines. I have a cactus. I have a very spotty blind. I was born in 2003 which means that I am 6 years old. I learned to read in nursery in school like I said a few minutes ago. I have over £100.00. I am very good at throwing and catching myself too. I have a diary for 2011 which has a jelly bean front cover. I am good at playing the piano. I have a Dsi. My birthday is the 27^th of November. I am a good spy. My favourite food is chips. My favourite drink is Apple juice. My worst food is tomatoes. My worst drink is milk. My hand aches of typing on the computer now. My favourite teddy is big fat teddy. My dressing gown is blue and fluffy and warm. I have a goldfish called Anthony. I have my very own blog which is overblog and you can make comments too.
I love doing chores. I love baking stuff. Whenever I'm round and you see a spider please just put it outside. I will put some pictures in here and I will put some other stuff in here if I can. I love watching Phineas and Ferb show on BT vision. BT vision is on TV. My favourite game is bingo. Alfie growls a lot.
I go on Microsoft Word 2003 and add writing to my blog which is this.
Remember these in sentences: capital letters, full stops, speech marks, commas and finger spaces. I hope you all like this!!

By: Daniel Joiner.

Goodbye!

My trip to wembley.

'' Well it was a sad trip and a happy trip at the same time because I took some pictures at wembley stadium now that WAS good. And the sad bit was when the end because WE LOST happy face! NOT!! and we got 3 flags 2 big ones and 1 small one for me1! and we lost by a teeny-weeny 2 points and I am very sorry because I have only done 4 and a half lines of this.
by:daniel
:}
bye!

''Help.''

If there is something wrong that's in my bedroom, just come and see me. If there is an easy problem and you think you can't do it, just call me. If there is a hard problem that you can't do it, just call my parents and they'll sort it out/do it for you. If there is any questions, just come and see me.
By: Daniel
:}
P.S Maddie thinks this is rubbish and I would have rather walked across some spiky hot stones in bare feet.
PP.S This is not about this but by the way I am sleeping in Maddie's room OK? Bye!

My day yesterday... and today's morning

My day yesterday was a Daniel day because I spent my pocket money. I bought a diary which was worth a big bargain which was... £1.99 and I call it £2.00 and I bought 2 bouncy putty's for £1.50 which 1 was for... 75p and I bought a Horrid Henry Rocks book for £4.99 which I call it £5.00 and 16 chalks for a massive bargain which was... 59p. And I woke up today with a bad cold and I still have it right now.
The date yesterday was...27.10.10 and today's is... 28.10.10
By:Daniel
:}
Bye!!

''Names of stuff.''

loads of words here!!
games rest cat dog sofa food drink advert investigations cloth skill labels wardrobe numbers 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 dash board me love post publish now save preview draft at saved time week end term half whole equals edit phone off delay dart yell push pull door return comma full stop question mark options to list of post's apostrophies email help club arrow present christmas time clock buyxxxx bye!
by:daniel :}

''My pretend console.''

My console is brilliant. And it's also filled of...
Games
blogs
comments
sites
shops
banks
documents
labels
play rooms
music
places
shows
exercizes
accounts
colours
stats
designs
settings
Nothing else!
:}
Daniel
xxxx

My rules about writing.

. No big writing  dart
. no at signs  @
. No different font sizes in 1 word Pad
. no copying link link
. no pictures 

Today's Grand prix

"Well it was a strange Grand Prix because there is 24 people who are in this sport and at the end there was only 15 people.  And these are the people who crashed - Mark Webber, Nico Rosberg,Adrian Sutil,Sebastien Vettel,Sebastien Buemi,Lucas De grassi and Timo Glock, and Bruno Senna, and I almost forgot... Vitaly Petrov. In first place was Fernando Alonso. In second place was Hooray! Lewis Hamilton and in third place was felipe massa.And Jenson Button came 12th which is absolutely terrible.And this is the date...
24.10.10
Love from:
Daniel :}
Bye!

Geography

“Today I will tell you all I know about England…it is in the UK it is the closest to Scotland.” It is in Europe. The capital of England is London. It is also close to Wales which is next to us. it is also close to the isle of man and Ireland. We are in the south of the united kingdom. We have quite a few sunny beaches. The end west is rugged and beautiful. England is quite big.

Now I am going to tell you all about Ireland!!  It is known as the emerald isle because it has lots of rain each year to make it nice and green. That means lots of water to the animals! And I know that’s not much but that is all I can remember and everyone in the class that is in my club is banned for the 1^st time apart from Tia Alex du and Emily and that is really disappointing for the rest of the class. And by the way my club is closed for 2 days due to tidy up day for 2 days. Now I am going to tell you some capitals of some country’s the capital’s the capital of the Maldives is male not male as a gender but male as a capital [ pronounced as male with the eh sound at the end but spelt with an e]. the capital of Norway is Oslo. The capital of Finland is Helsinki.

What I do if I'm at home.And other kinds of stuff.

''I sometimes do a document on Microsoft Word 2003.  "I sometimes do a drawing." "I sometimes play in my bedroom." "I sometimes watch F1 on TV if its on at the weekend and today Sebastien Vettel [german}came 1st and Lewis Hamilton came 4th and I am sure you all know that he is english.''I sometimes play with my dice."  "I sometimes play in the garden and it is cloudy and cold at the same time right now."  "I even know what 12 x 13 is...156.!!!''  "My friends are Tia, Emily, alex.d, and freya." "Daddy is also struggling to finish dragon quest ix [ that means number 9.]'' "I have a DSI at home you know."If you need any help just come and see me.