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DFJ

What I don't like........

What I don't like.....

• Tomatoes 
• Cucumber
• Being told off
• Being left out of games that I like on purpose
• Other people hogging something that I want to use
•  Being teased
• People who I invite who don't join in
• Things that don't work
• Getting emails from people I don't know P.S I have had 2 emails from people I don't know.

Love you all
D.F.J

I like..... Part 2

• Playing my 3DS
• Playing the Wii
• Relaxing
• Sitting on a chair or bed that is comfy
• Eating sweets
• Cars
• Trying out cars to see if they are good
• Thinking about how much food to eat every day
• Giving out sums such as 5 + 5 = 10
• Taking photos
• Being Healthy
• Going to a Cafe or Restaurant
• Doing well
• Going Golfing
• Getting House points
• Pretending to be King

To be continued......

I like.....

I like.......

• Writing
• Typing
• Playing Games
• Having Parties
• Doing Work
• Feeling something smooth
• Running and doing sports activities
• Looking at brilliant paintings and sculptures
• Going bowling

To be continued....

Me and the world

I did this without any help!

Hope you like it!

Me and the world

Chapter 1

First, when I was born, I look all around me and I saw just 1 house that was just for me to live in.  So I went inside and it was absolutely PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!  Then when I came out of the house I had an idea.  Get loads of money and get stuff for my house!!!

Chapter 2

Guess how much I got from the bank.  £125,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I got some furniture, chairs, tables and sofas.  I bought etc.  Then after 5 minutes, I got home and I looked around.  Nothing was here!  I was shocked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 3

I knew what had happened.  I accidentally pressed my ’’Erase’’ button. Then after 3 hours 45 minutes, I had everything ready. Then something shocking happened, EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!! But it wasn’t an earthquake, It was my cars coming back!!! Welcome cars!!!!

Chapter 4

Then something really shocking happened, the cars were plastic, and were moving by itself!!!!!!!!!!  I sent them out the door.  Next, I felt like I wanted to explore the place around me.  Something really weird happened, someone in a racing car went to my house and someone got out of the car.  It was Rubens Barrichello!!!!!  I saw him out of the car and I said, ‘‘Rubens!!!’’ When he saw me, I saw 2 McLarens coming towards me!!  It was Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Button!!!   I said, ‘’ Lewis, Jenson!!’’  Then all 3 said ‘’ Daniel!!!!’’  They were 2x the size of me!!  Next, 2 Virgins, 2 Hispanias, 2 Lotuses and 1 Williams cars coming towards me!!!  They were, Timo Glock & Jerome’D Ambrosio for Virgin, Narain Karthikeyan & Vintantonio Liuzzi for Hispania, Heikki Kovalainen & Jarno Trulli for Lotus and for that Williams it was Pastor Maldonado!!!!!!    I said, ‘’ Where are the rest?

Chapter 5

Then the rest of the cars came whizzing towards me and they slowed down and then Sebastien Vettel and Jaime Alguersuari’s faces went green and I said, ‘’ Are you OK you two?  I couldn’t believe what happened, they were SICK!!!!! They were accidentally using their KERS on the way here.  I said, ‘’ Should we do anything? ‘’   Next Timo Glock said, ‘’  It’s the F1 Party Day today

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and we had to go to your house because you are the only one here! ‘’ I smiled.

Chapter 6

We all had a great time!!  We had a disco, a mega quiz (50 questions!!!!!), a competition, party games and a sleepover!! You might think I’m mad buying 24 beds but I did but it all costs £235!!!!!!  Pssst! Can you work out how much 1 bed costs out of 24 beds for £235?

Chapter 7

We all said goodbye to each other and we went home.  Next I looked at my clock and it said 11:40pm and I just said to myself, I’ll just go and get a drink of water and go to bed. I had a big drink and brushed my teeth and I went to bed. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZzzzZZZZZz

Chapter 8

BUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! I jot out of my bed. I thought ‘’ Where is my car gone?’’ ‘’Oh No.’’ I thought. I got a magazine and read for 15 minutes.  Then I remembered. My garage took it. Phew!

Time to go to TV centre. Then I saw 421 cars.

I finally got there after 10 whole hours! By that time it was 12:30 and I was very hungry. It was time to go to my TV room. …………………. .  I am very embarrassed to tell you what happened on my show and that is why I skipped it.

Chapter 9

When I got home, I checked my phone mail. I had 369 messages!  If I had 7 messages from everyone, how many people sent me messages? Anyway, good luck with the quiz!! Anyway, I went to the arcade!  I brought 72 1p’s, 60 2p’s, 70 5p’s, 28 10p’s, 48 20p’s, 31 50p’s, 49 £1’s, 12 £2’s, 15 £5 notes, 10 £10 notes, 8 £20 notes, 4 £50 notes and 1 £100 note. I went there and I lost £2.09!  I won £9 at the ‘’ Builder Game.’’ I won £20 at ‘’ The Grabber.’’ I won £1.90 at ‘’ The Money Game (penny’s).  I won 40p at ‘’ The Rare Money Game.’’ I lastly got £95.10 at ‘’ Bowling. ‘’

Chapter 10

I had £589 in total after passing my little test. I got exhausted and lay in bed with all the teams. Now it was snowing!!! Then I realised. It was Christmas!!!!! I jump out of bed. All 25 of us thundered down the stairs. We all enjoyed our presents and Mark Webber said, ‘’ Are you tired? ‘’ Everyone said yes so we went back to bed and we all said ‘’ Goodnight everyone ‘’. Finally we yawned. Yawn. Lastly we all fell asleep and we were still smiling!!

THE END

I got these cars when I did my real public Grade 1 as a prize!!!! Hope you like them!!!!



Pictures:

Me and my Party

Hope you like this story!!
I did this without any help!

Me and My Party    Friday 8^th April 2011  4:34pm

Introduction:

It was all coming to my party and this only happens once every 3 years (365 days but in my world: 405 days a year.

Chapter 1

When everyone who wanted to come to my party woke up, they all thought it was the 18^th July 2019 but it was actually the 16^th July 2019 and I had sent my invitation to my assistants to do some invitations to each country in the world (earth).

Chapter 2

Everyone woke up at exactly at 7:55am to get their stuff ready for my party, even me. e.g party poppers.

At 8:55am everyone out of the UK had to go on the plane at 11:05am. It took at least 1 and a half hours (60 minutes 30 seconds) Back at England everything was nearly ready because the only 2 things left are to do: Put the posters up and to get our combination of vehicles, e.g train ready.

Chapter 3

When they only had 5 minutes left, every single thing was ready. So they sat down to think about what to do next.  Then someone thought to go to my shop.  So they

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went there and surprisingly,  it was closed.  Now they all finally arrived here and it took them 15 minutes to drive to the town.

Chapter 4

Next, at the town, some thing had gone wrong. 2 things in fact.  1 Was that the crowd was too small and 2 that was the music had a technical problem OOPSSSY!!!!

Now I found a charity and a wishing fountain! The charity was Daniel’s charity  Delivered to every charity every year so that means dividing.  Please donate now.      Ends 17^th May 2011.  

Plus, the wishing fountain said the same.

Chapter 5

Finally, everything settled down.  But there was 1 problem.  There was no one to be seen except my club.

We decided to go to film an advertisement to remind everyone about their invitation.  Plus, guess what?  The whole WORLD was here!!!!  Me and my club couldn’t stand or move and they could not stand how many people were here!!!!!!

Chapter 6

Then there was a failure, because the speakers were not working even though the music was on.  Next it was 10:55pm and 5 million said: Everyone it’s bedtime now and lets come tomorrow. 

Chapter 7

So everyone struggled to get out and the last people were my club!!  Plus we then thought ‘’Why are we leaving, we need to sort this out ourselves!’’  Oh, club, we really need to work now and we’ve only got 1 week to fix all these shops so lets get going!

Chapter 8

Then something strange happened, you know from my first story called the cars world, all the cars came to help and I fell over that I was so shocked.  Come on guys, lets get to work, who would like to do the mall?  173 cars raised their doors.  Go on then, lets get to work and the rest of us, lets do the rest.

Chapter 9

We fixed everything and then we thought, back on in Chapter 4 we had a wishing fountain so we donated £25

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each to my charity and we put £1.75 in the wishing fountain.  Then I saw that we didn’t even work for 1 day!  Then I had a perfect idea, I could book my spaceship and own stars!  It took 8 hours 55 minutes to come and we nobody knew how it took so long.  (I will tell you what happens when I and my club and my cars go on my spaceship so if you want to find out what happens, simply go to my blog and wait till you see it!)

Chapter 10 Last Chapter

Next we saw everyone coming back to do the party but I said, ‘‘Don’t you remember, we need to get our celebration products remember?’’  Later on we came back and said, OK everyone are you ready to party?  We all said YES so I said, ‘‘Let’s PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We had confetti thrown, lanterns lit etc.  We had a HUGE party!!!!!!!  Finally we all went home and said goodnight and went to sleep.

THE END

By: Daniel Frederick Joiner

Finished: Friday 15^th April 2011

To see more of my story’s I’ve written just, simply go to my blog.

Email: danjer787@hotmail.co.uk

Thanks for reading!!

Bye everyone!

How my work at school so far.

Literacy:  We have been writing about Easter, Lent, Spring Flowers (just tia!!!!!) / Spring animals.
We had to plan it by writing in a writing skeleton.  Then Just TODAY we had to write our writing in to our literacy books and we were actually doing a non-chronological report.

Maths: We were learning about 3D SHAPES like as follows: cylinder, sphere, cone, pyramid, prism, triangular-based pyramid and more!!!!!!

Spelling: My HIGHEST is 10/10 and my lowest is 10/10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry that's all i have got time for so Goodbye!
By: Daniel Joiner
P.S: I will be back!!                       P.P.S: I am going to do my project next so don't go away from my blog!

My Cool Newspaper

   My cool newspaper

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Temperatures

London 3

St Albans 2

Oxford 0

Cardiff -2

Reading 0

Northampton 2

Norwich 5

Kirkwall 7

Vote

Blueberry

Cotton candy

Tutti-Fruitti

Watermelon

Licorice

Tangerine

Very Cherry  

Small tick to vote

Sports

The Australian Tennis Championships ON NOW IPLAYER

News

Eric Clapton sells guitars for charity.

Boy goes into Australian flood to get his younger brother and sadly older brother dies.

UK beer price ‘may jump 10%

O’Driscoll celebrates his birthday in style.

Murray said Nadal chat put him on track.

            Terry gives Chelsea fitness boost.

Carew eyes long at Stoke

Quiz

12 x 15 =

A 180

B 170

C 190

D 195

Complete sentence… Please hang up my ?

A Daily Routine

B Don’t Forget sign

C Top Gear Calendar

12 x 21

A 250

B 252

C 254

D 260